Introduction

Greetings out there everyone! I'm Marlon Brando, and yes, I'm a snake. I'm a Ball Python born, bred, and raised right here in the USA.

I consider myself a bit of a philosopher, but my interests span everything from religion and spirituality to the foggy realms of politics. Be prepared, however, because I'm an outspoken liberal and Democrat with an attitude. I do, however, welcome different points of view and appreciate opinions contrary to my own...however wrong those opinions might be (and yes, there is such a thing as an incorrect opinion).

So welcome everyone, to "Slither Me Timbers" - perhaps the only place where I can publicize my views without fear of retribution from those who have spent eons demonizing, fearing, and even consuming my kind.

Enjoy!